I have a cat
He is phat
But is a brat
He sat
On a mat
Then became fat
Then got himself a hat
I gave him a pat
Then he ate a rat
He took
A look
At a book
And then started to cook
He lost a lot of weight
Then went on a date
With his mate
He started to jog
In the fog
With a hog
And a dog
That is my cat
The brat