I am supposed to be scary,
I am supposed to be mean,
I am supposed to be hairy,
But I'm not, I'm clean.

I take a bathe in the morning,
I take a bathe at night,
My friends think I am weird,
And they runaway with fright.

The people I am suppose to scare,
The humans you see,
They just stand there,
And they laugh at me.

No matter what I do,
No matter what I say,
They're just stuck like glue,
And they don't go away.

I can't seem to make them,
Leave me alone,
I can't seem to get them,
To JUST GO HOME!