MEET COMET

COMET'S STATEMENT I can beat Dasher through the tough Hawaiian trade winds. I land like a swallow on the thatch palm roofs of Tahiti. I also cook, clean and make beds. I know this sounds like a bunch of hooey just to get your vote, but I'm ready to come clean -- the only honest reindeer in the pack. I'm sure you've heard about my award-winning skier reputation. Well, that's a lie. The truth is that the gold medals were in snow boarding!